I was a fly on the wall and heard the most interesting conversation in the boys' room the other night. They were all in bed and were supposed to be sleeping. It is important to note that the participants in this conversation did NOT know I was in the room. The conversation went like this:
Hyrum: Would Jesus call his mom "underpants"?
Brigham: no answer
H: Brigham, would Jesus say "underpants"?
B: (quietly and grudgingly) No.
H: Then, should we say "underpants"?
B: (still quietly and grudgingly) No.
H: It makes Jesus sad when we say underpants.
B: no answer
H: Now, go to sleep and DO THE GOSPEL!